If you are what you eat, are cannibals human?

theboywhofangirled:

falkner:

someone bought an entire page of ad space in my school’s yearbook and just put the word ahloo on it

#THERE IS NO WAY THAT PERSON DOES NOT SPEAK HINDI OR URDU #AND IM LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF BECAUSE THATS LITERALLY JUST POTATO #WHO WRITES POTATO IN HINDI IN A YEARBOOK

werenotshortwerefunsized:

themasterslover:

seriously-what-is-my-life:

xanthewalter:

wrong-url-motherfucker:

Government, Monty Python Style

Still brilliantly funny all these years later.

BEST INSULTS

whenever i find monty python casually just on my dashboard i just blinka few times and then get super fucking excited because i don’t see them as much as i’d like to on tumblr

i’ve been waiting for this gifset my whole life

My whole public law exam basically.

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collegehumor:

Baby Thinks it Can Eat Picture of Food in Magazine
Where them 3D printers when you really need ‘em.

pleatedjeans:

Tumblr Gets Deep (30 Pics)

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maurtified:

next year is going to be so fucking weird

babyafrican:

Animals Without Necks

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(Source: calmrad, via cleanasawhistle)

im-not-a-part-of-your-system:

There are two types of nerds.